The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
by H34VY D February 6, 2023
Get the pink rod of furymug. When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
Get the Pink Martini Haircutmug. by JamMasterJules June 2, 2016
Get the pink mascatomug. by K-Saturn April 8, 2025
Get the Pink Baby Catmug. Caroline laughs and it's raining all day
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns herself round and she smiles and she says
This is it, that's the end of the joke
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep
And her lovers walk through in their coaches
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns herself round and she smiles and she says
This is it, that's the end of the joke
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep
And her lovers walk through in their coaches
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
All of her lovers all talk of her notes
And the flowers that they never sent
And wasn't she easy?
Isn't she pretty in pink?
The one who insists he was first in the line
Is the last to remember her name
He's walking around in this dress that she wore
She is gone but the joke's the same
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Caroline talks to you softly sometimes
She says, I love you and too much
She doesn't have anything you want to steal
Well, nothing you can touch
She waves, she buttons your shirt
The traffic is waiting outside
She hands you this coat
She gives you her clothes
These cars collide
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
All of her lovers all talk of her notes
And the flowers that they never sent
And wasn't she easy?
Isn't she pretty in pink?
The one who insists he was first in the line
Is the last to remember her name
He's walking around in this dress that she wore
She is gone but the joke's the same
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Caroline talks to you softly sometimes
She says, I love you and too much
She doesn't have anything you want to steal
Well, nothing you can touch
She waves, she buttons your shirt
The traffic is waiting outside
She hands you this coat
She gives you her clothes
These cars collide
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
Pretty in pink, isn't she?
by Death Menace February 10, 2023
Get the Pretty in Pinkmug. by SomeoneWhoGetsRickrolledByRoco June 6, 2022
Get the Pretty Pink Princessmug. This has only 2 meanings: 1: Is another word for having genital herpes Warts / std . Usually means a clitoris is no longer a Fresh berry it has ‘crusted over’ like a jelly bean from having too much unprotected sex. Often used as a mild insult to describe diseased vagina . 2: It can also mean someone who is a so jealous to the point their face turns a flushed pink, meaning really jealous a red faced person usually female who is a hater
She had a pink jelly bean thats why they all left her thats why she gets jealous seeing happy couples
by Berrymuncher September 14, 2020
Get the Pink jelly beanmug.