Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 2, 2022
Get the Lobster person mug.You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from “people”. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
THE BEST FRIEND
This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”
THE BITCH
these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.
FRENEMY
a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.
FRIEND
a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.
NORMIE
you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.
HUSBAND/WIFE
you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.
EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE
it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.
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