by Just_A_Ghost December 19, 2023
Get the face pusher mug.After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.
The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”
Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
by Randy May December 27, 2023
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One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.
The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.
Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".
by RoguePoster January 11, 2024
Get the Simp-pusher mug.someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish
Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"
Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."
by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024
Get the temple pusher mug.Raised in South Atlanta, GA, Key Pusha Beats began making beats on Fl Studio while attending North Jonesboro alternative high school after being expelled from public school on weapons charges. After a couple of years of perfecting his craft, he started uploading home-made beat making videos to his YouTube page and generated millions of views. In 2008, Key Pusha rose to fame with his snap-dance hit single “Crank Dat Yank” performed by Camp 22. The dance craze gained worldwide notoriety because of its dance, catchy hook and melodic beat. The song peaked at #60 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and was featured on the 106&Park countdown. During this time, he had numerous songs in rotation on Atlanta radio including Shoulder Lean Remix by Young Dro, Dat Good by Da Fam feat. Fabo and more. He produced and recorded “Can I be your man” by platinum selling artists Bow Wow & Lil Wayne. He also met & learned how to use Pro Tools from the world-renowned Auto Tune King, T-Pain. Recently, Key Pusha Beats has produced the (China-based) rap group Higher Brothers’ hit single “Young Master” which has generated over 4 million views on YouTube.
by hoodlegendz September 15, 2024
Get the Key Pusha mug.There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.
specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor
corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie
specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC
specialist: he's a total pencil pusher
corporal: 100%
by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024
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In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
In other words, when someone such as ‘mentally unstable juicy ass heartless hot bitches’ feel the need to push over all types of kels and Kelly’s whilst at the playground. Usually pushed in the direction of the closest bus. It is crucial that the Kel or Kelly lands underneath the bus.
“ brooo I just seen sum hot ass Kel pusher, push and push and push a poor kel, just threw the cunt straight under the bus. Let’s find that poor Kel and push him again” 😈
by Dictionary not dixon March 20, 2025
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