1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 11, 2010
A person whose clothing size falls within the standard size range offered by most clothing stores. In the U.S., straight sizes typically range from 0 to 12, though some brands extend this to a size 16. Sizes 12 through 18 are sometimes considered mid-sized, while size 20 and above is generally considered plus-sized. These ranges my vary by brand and region.
As a plus-sized person, I can not shop for clothes in most stores. My straight sized sister has a smaller size than me. Most stores carry her size.
by CestBo November 05, 2024
Being his first trip to Las Vegas, Thomas found himself in a dire straight after he got drunk in the wrong kind of bar.
by Nyktlplk January 12, 2023
by Praise nicki July 24, 2020
I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
by Booey ooey May 18, 2024
September 14 - A day dedicated to celebrating and appreciating the contributions and accomplishments of straight white girls.
Happy straight white girl appreciation day!
by depressedflowervase September 13, 2023