Nut Cake

An art practiced in sex where right as your about to nut, do it on the outside of a vagina,so the nut resembles the frosting on a cake.

Guy 1: So how did the sex go.
Guy2: It was the best sex I've ever had.

Guy 1: Good for you buddy. How did you reward her for it?
Guy2: I made her a Nut Cake.

by ChipFlip. September 16, 2017

nut musket

Penis

She took a shot to the face from my nut musket.

by jcstreetz April 4, 2016

Dick Nut

Dick Nut someone who is acting like a dick

Damn carlos is being such a dick nut.
shutup you dick nut.

by mikalah July 17, 2021

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense

"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"

by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021

nut comfort

(A) When your underwear aren't to loose or tight.

(B) When there is enough room to spread your legs out

(A) These new underwear provide just the right amount of nut comfort

(B) The back seat of your car sucks , there's no room for nut comfort

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017

Lead Nut

Getting shot in the balls

My son can't go to prom because his girlfriend's dad gave him a bad case of lead nut.

by KelsoIsAlright March 2, 2018

beer and nuts

Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.

So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.

Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.

by nut guy June 21, 2011