red neck moment

A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise rational and logical Caucasian male.

Nick: Jesus BJ what happended to your eye?

BJ: I got in a fight with my cousin at the family reunion.

Victor: What did you you do, kiss her?

BJ: No, I kissed her mother.

Brian:Dawm! Now thats a Red neck Moment right there.

by CHS_NickB, BjW, BrianB, Victor January 5, 2011

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Had a Johnny moment

Trying as hard as possible to make a cohearent sentence and or being the biggest idiot possible during a given situation.

Last night Nick was flopping all over dylan's couch and babblin' like an idiot.
Yeah He Had a Johnny moment.

by Webenator April 6, 2015

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C-dog Moment

Something that is witnessed that involves certain Alabamian cultures such as ones which involve sisters and brothers.

*hears man call his siblings attractive*
“Oh my god, that is such a c-dog moment”

by ItsKdyn September 10, 2021

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Gio be like moment

The act of doing something retarded

Person 1: I just got scammed

Person 2: what a gio be like moment

by $WAGGERMC$WAGGER$ON November 28, 2020

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duct tape moment

When someone is such an idiot that you really need duct tape to keep your head from exploding while you listen to them.

I was having a serious duct tape moment while that whiny guy with no kids was telling me how to parent mine.

by MsOwlWoman April 16, 2012

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Get out moment

When some one states somthing akward leading to an akward the only way to prevent it (stop it if it has already happened) is to tell the person to leave by saying "just get out"

Guy 1: dude i was jacking off and
guy 2: dude im sorry but your gonna have to leave
guy 1 walks out
guy 3: that was the best get out moment ive ever seen

by I gave the following definition December 31, 2010

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