My life

A waste of time.

"Hey!"

"Bye"
"Why?!"
"Becuase my life is a waste of time"

by pSychoKidRuinyou1337 January 28, 2020

Life stupid

When you're academically smart, but doesn't know jack shit about the real world

A: Dude, can you help me cook for tonight

B: Bruh, can't you do it yourself? You're very smart after all
A. I may be school smart, but I'm life stupid!

by Yourboiallen July 6, 2020

My life

What the hell is that

I know “my life sucks” you don’t have to tell everyone

by Boy eat dat pussy 449 September 15, 2020

The Meaning of Life

Fireflies by Owl City

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave…

The Meaning of Life is Fireflies

by CCPMan October 11, 2017

sick life

someone whose life is boring, stupid or unappealing. used in a sarcastic sense.

“buddy i was blowing fat cloudsyesterday.”

“sick life!”

by rachelf224 October 12, 2017

lav life

Lavish lifestyle especially a one that is materialistic and also selfish.

She's living the lav life not worrying about the real world.

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

life investor

term describing a "sugar daddy" and/or "sugar momma" that sounds less degrading than flat out claiming that person gives you money essentially to breathe and/or end up in compromising situations. Easiest way to decide a girl has a life investor: no job with lots of travel pictures alone i.e. Dubai, expensive purses, shoes, and the words 'public figure' any where on her Instagram.

Friend: Wow Jill, how do you get to take all these vacations and have all of these lovely handbags?? You don't even have a job!

Jill: Easy answer! I found a life investor online and he's all I'll ever need. And no, you won't see any pictures of him, he's wayyyy to camera shy. Plus he's always working so you won't be able to hang out with him.

by blue donk June 29, 2017