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Jake

He makes you feel like the only girl in the world he will lead you on month by month and when the time is right he will absolutely break your heart into a million pieces and lie about it to make sure he doesn't loose you and can keep hurting you. He will act like the perfect man but in reality you aren't the only one, there are many other girls in the same boat. He most likely wouldn't even like you even if you were talking for years upon years it is all fake.
Omg look its Jake
He broke my heart
Me too
by MassiveHaterForCharlotte November 1, 2023
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Jake

Jake is that one guy who says hes different and acts like a kind and sweet person, he will lead you on and break you. He told me he was studying and I found found out he was fucking another girl. I like Jake either way. Hes mine. His name is on my tit...
Jake is a hoe but I love him
by Omw2fyb...Iykyk February 20, 2022
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Jake

He steals art and trys to look cool infront of his friends by lying to them. He's also gay and a furry so you know he's a bad person
Malcolm : Wow, jake is such a fucking gay furry and he steals other peoples art!
Michael : I know! He lies to me everyday!
by JakeSucks420 September 7, 2020
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Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo
Omg he is such a jake
by fooofooobear November 6, 2018
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Jake Stork

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin
by Puscake November 5, 2018
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Jake Weston

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
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Jake

Has a big cock like really big he's great at fucking don't let him go
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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