I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

Did I Ask

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up

by boi_im_really_bout_to_get_yo_p November 4, 2020

i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

i hat you

to put a hat on someone

jolene says "i hat you faisal"

by jorge6969 March 2, 2021

I quiero you

when a latino wants to say te quiero but in english

Brad: Te quiero, wait how is it in english?

Natalia: I quiero you bby

by Natyfasqui May 14, 2020

i hate simps

It means i hate people who does too much for a girl

John: i donated 50,000 dollars to her. Me: I hate simps

by A stroke October 28, 2020

The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016