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ghost texter

Similar to a ghost writer, it is someone who temporarily writes and sends text messages on behalf of the original sender. Mostly because the sender is busy doing something else.
While she’s driving, she asked her best friend to become a ghost texter so that she could respond to her ex-boyfriend.
by nervous_wreak3 December 1, 2023
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ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020
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Holy Ghosting

When God ignores your prayers.
I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!
by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
by normal brownies November 4, 2022
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Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.
To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.
by Episteopheus September 24, 2023
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