Jesus Christ mc God

Really cool;
unbelievable;
Rad

John said "I just landed a double back flip!" "jesus christ mc god" said Dalton

your mom was like "jesus christ mc god!" last night.

by 8zee8 April 21, 2008

Jesus Mary and Josephed

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.

Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.

by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 12, 2008

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011

Jesus gay his dad

Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny

Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”

by Whytfismycatsofckinfat March 14, 2018

Poor Man's Jesus Phone

the coolest way to say "ipod touch"

-DUDE! You got a Jesus Phone?
-Nah, I got the Poor Man's Jesus Phone

by Parker Nash Brown March 30, 2008

make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

by demonaunt April 28, 2005

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.

John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)

by Karl45 June 30, 2009