eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba March 27, 2007

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national eat her out day

Eat her out day, is a time in the months of July and August but ONLY if her name begins with an R.

Omg Babe, its national eat her out day, get on your knees!

by Anonymous (309) July 03, 2022

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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2015

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