chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022

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feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

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two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

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To duck a Jeep, you buy a small rubber duck, write a message or drawing on it – usually including the hashtag #duckduckjeep – and deposit it in or on a Jeep.
To re-duck a Jeep, you take a rubber duck that you found on your Jeep and you deposit it in or on another Jeep.

Got ducked? Re-duck to spread the cheer!

by LoveMyJeep December 1, 2021

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pay the duck

UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/

Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.

Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.

"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."

"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."

"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."

by paytheduck May 1, 2025

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