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urban dictionary 

this is actually some sort of weird paradox xzibit shit and by looking at this your mind is being blown,thats what happens when you look at urban dictionary on urban dictionary
xzibit:yo dawg i heard you like urban dictionary so i put an urban dictionary in your urban dictionary so you can rofl while you lmfao
guy2:*head explodes*

Urban Dictionary 

Something for finding definitions urban style
Urban Dictionary by strakerak January 27, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A website that had potential and isn't necessarily bad. However, due to many racist, sexist, mean, patriotic people, the website has many, how do I put it, problems.
There are generally 6 different types of definitions.

#1: The unbiased, straight fact answers.

#2 The extraordinarily biased definitions.

#3 A racial slur or a homophobic/sexist joke

#4 An inside joke no one gets

#5 A sex thing that has nothing to do with the point.

#6 A completely Obscene def. That has nothing to do with the topic
Urban Dictionary's Definition for Eminem

Def. 1: Coming from Detroit, Marshal Bruce Mathers...etc.

Def.2: Best Rapper Ever!/ Piece of white trash

Def.3:A fucking retarded white guy who sings about gays.

Def.4:That guy who made the CD Joe bought

Def.5: Like having a fucking cum shot forced down you throat

Def.6: Fucking nigga bitch cumming all over her face

Dead Dictionary 

A Dictionary that has an obscene amount of redundant and useless words. It's definitions are questionable and lacks vital substance.
Urban dictionary is becoming a Dead Dictionary.
Dead Dictionary by Opinions September 30, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A website for random slang, and the only two words that we are 100% certain you can spell. Or you may have just copied and pasted a link. I dunno.

(See also: bootylicious, which has no extra typing requirement.)
Congratulations, you know how to spell Urban Dictionary!

Urban Dictionary 

A website in which young children can search for slang terms and potentially lose their virginity.
Caroline taught Joseph how to use the internet. Caroline left the room for an hour and joseph had added several exceedingly rude words to his vocabulary. Caroline then thought, "Oh dear lord he found Urban Dictionary."