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Phys dick

Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )

This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).

Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.
"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"

"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"

"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"
by BigHeckyBallBag August 4, 2019
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Dick Boss

A pimp (or pimptress) who pimps dudes.
Life sucked before I met LaToya... She's the greatest dick boss ever to hit the streets.
by Th3Dol3 June 5, 2009
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Sleep-Dick

A more casual / slang term for Sexsomnia.

Performing sexual acts with oneself or another while sleeping. These actions are performed without any conscious control and are commonly completely unknown to the individual upon waking up.
"I had the worst case of Sleep-Dick last night... my girlfriend tried to make me stop but she couldn't wake me up."

Guy 1: "She said it happened again last night..."
Guy 2: "Sleep-Dick?"
Guy 1: "Totally..."
by 0bi January 20, 2009
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Dick Cheney

A drinking game consisting of taking a shot of liquor followed by shot gunning a beer. Named after the former vice president of the United States and his hunting antics.
Get it girl! That Dick Cheney just got me all tipsy dawg.
by EASYbakeOVEN89 August 2, 2009
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Hamburger Dick

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.
That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018
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dick heavy

(adverb) Used to describe a group of people in which there are more males than females.

Synonym: sausage fest
"Dude, we should call Sara and Angela before we head to the party, we're kinda dick heavy."
by Frank Taylore March 10, 2008
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bent dick

A penis that has been worn out from too much action and it's shaft is permanently bent on an angle between 25 and 90 degrees.
"Hey bro, your ding dong is a bit bent"

"YEAH MAN! A bent dick good for cornering!"
by CoolCodes September 1, 2017
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