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Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting

Whoever is the meat in a threesome necks a load of laxatives and drinks a pint of saltwater, one person enters the mouth the other the arse the race, the idea is cum before the laxatives or Salt Water kicks. The meat in the sandwich wins by either shitting on the person at the back, or vomiting on the person at the front, with either of these two shouting Chocolate (at the back) or Vanilla (at the front) However if one person Cums first they shout frosting and making the the winner.
"Hey do you two want to play Chocolate, Vanilla or Frosting?"

"CHOCOLATE! Meat you are the winner"
by Henry Finch December 30, 2022
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Chocolate Egg Cream

I wanted a sweet treat so I got that purple drink from Starbucks, the chocolate egg cream
by theoutro September 14, 2020
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Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel

noun, slang; A toilet-using technique with two individuals, usually relatives or lovers, one sits facing their partner who is sitting on the toilet, in such a manner that allows them both to use the same toilet, at the same time. Typically used to save time, or, if the urge to use the bathroom is great for either individual, or both.
"Me and my girlfriend had to use the bathroom really bad, so we just made a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel."

"We're pressed for time, just make a Lemon-Chocolate Pretzel!"
by TinyLittleAz March 23, 2021
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special dark chocolate

Steven Compton's type, not to drak, not to light, like Beyonce
by Ace Kaye December 2, 2021
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Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.
Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!
by Eng3dean August 20, 2016
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Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.
I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.
by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018
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Triple Chocolate Sundae

A Triple Chocolate Sundae is when you have anal intercourse with a woman while using chocolate syrup as lube. Eventually during anal the woman will shit on your dick. Once this happens, Pull your dick out of her ass and say "Bon Appétit," and shove your dick down her throat.
"My boyfriend gave me a triple chocolate sundae for my birthday, I still can't get the taste out of my mouth."
by war420 January 8, 2021
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