by Misterd0n November 16, 2010

by Johal February 22, 2009

A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.
by HDR February 4, 2004

Hey Rico, can you trow me the dawgie behg?
What doggy bag?
The one from Hot Dogs in Doggy Bags.
I'm not familiar with that establishment.
You're talkin' out your ehss.
You know, Rico, the funny thing is, this whole time I've been talkin out my ehss.
What doggy bag?
The one from Hot Dogs in Doggy Bags.
I'm not familiar with that establishment.
You're talkin' out your ehss.
You know, Rico, the funny thing is, this whole time I've been talkin out my ehss.
by porchtorch November 13, 2011

1. A depository for douche.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
2. One who is immersed in the world of Douche Baggerdom.
3. That guy you work with who constantly pisses you off with his Douche Baggatronics. Usually named Phil.
1. Man, my friend Phil got like 35 emails today. Each of them caused his computer to scream, "I GOT MAIL, YEAAA!!!" What a Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
2. Every time I ask Phil a question, he just ignores me. Maybe it has something to do with the cellular telephone attached to his head. I find him to be quite the Douche Bag.
by D November 3, 2004

Meaning in french Douche Sac (or bag)
In america it means a bag a woman douches in.
which some people also say douche bag means a bag of douche when really it translates to a Shower bag.
In america it means a bag a woman douches in.
which some people also say douche bag means a bag of douche when really it translates to a Shower bag.
by Jills S2 November 16, 2006

Someone who is generally thought by others to be a combination of both highly pompous and clueless at the same time. People who call others douche bags are frequently douche bags themselves.
Anyone who spent the time to come up with a definition of douche bag. A person who reads about the definition of words like "douche bag" on an internet site.
by ebolacy August 13, 2008
