Barbara 

Noun. Barbs; short for Barbara. Barbara is the most kindest, helpful, beautiful, smart person I know. When you are around a Barbara, you laugh for the randomest things. Barbs is also a very strong independent woman, she don’t take sh*it from nobody. She has a funny unique laugh that when you’re in a crowed area you know it’s her.

1. Wow, did I just hear barbs laugh ?
2. Who’s that beautiful woman? Must be a Barbara.

Barbara by StephArena February 17, 2019

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Bathrobe Dwane

A Twitch streamer known for surviving the Sandy Hook Shooting and is now one of the higher ups a group known as Antifa though is now somewhat inactive and is also Tied to the KKK. He is now mostly giving racist speeches directed towards the African Americans (He calls them "Stinky TriHards")

Bathrobe Dwane is a stinky TriHard

Bathrobe Dwane by TriHardReed August 22, 2019

Barry Allen 

The Flash. Portrayed by Grant Gustin. Grew up with his best friend Iris and her dad Joe West because his mother, Nora Allen, was murdered by a speedster (which was in fact trying to kill young Barry) and his father was declared guilty and sent to prison for a life sentence. 15 years later, he was struck by lighting and fell into a coma for 9 months. When he woke up, he had developed the power of super speed and was now the fastest man alive. He started working on S.T.A.R. Labs with Cisco Ramon, Caitlin Snow and Dr. Harrison Wells, who really was Eobard Thawne which was the reverse flash and was the man that killed Barry's mom.

Barry Allen is a hero and my future husband

Barry Allen is the fastest man alive.

Barry Allen by xoxo Meg November 19, 2016

Phantom Batter 

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.

Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"

Phantom Batter by Narll1 November 1, 2010

cheating bastard

See Cheating husband....Man who took a vow in marriage and then screws his slut of a coworker for year before the wife and family of 16 years finds out. Once confronted, the bastard runs away without an apology or explanation.

We all knew Bill was a cheating bastard, because his history is that he can't be alone, and always finds another before ending his current marriage.

cheating bastard by unicorntiny November 23, 2016

Fuck it we ball

When your situation is so dire that there is nothing to lose so you can just do it without losing anything. It is used in a simillar manner to "Cowabunga it is" where you just say 'screw it' and do whatever you were going to do without worrying about the consequences.

Person A: "Hey uh, are you sure you can do that?"
Person B: "Fuck it we ball."

Fuck it we ball by yogha May 8, 2023