by thegamerboss2344 July 17, 2022
Get the beat up max daymug. 
To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
Get the beat the monkey to the roadmug. by pulseLI November 20, 2023
Get the as soon as i imported my aud these damn beats spawned in 😭mug. It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
Get the I beat my kidsmug. pacifist/left-wing dogwhistle for against fascism, from the idea of rock paper scissors, with the context of the peace sign (scissors) beats the nz salute (paper)
by eolsuo March 23, 2025
Get the paper beats scissorsmug. An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be something like a friend suggesting a wild idea
“Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
by The OG Pimp July 15, 2025
Get the Fuck a beatmug.