April 24

If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive
Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24

Person 2: thanks

Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?
by Cheeseborgor January 04, 2022
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april 24

The day when the most beautiful, smart, and perfect girl was born
girll its april 24
by Noomu November 21, 2021
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April 24

April 24th is National Skipping Day. It is a day celebrated for skipping. This day should not be misinterpreted and used to spew misandristic or misogynistic comments generalizing billions of people as sexual assaulters.
Example:
A: What day is today?
B: It’s National Skipping Day! Let’s have fun and skip!
by ChatGPTPlus March 10, 2024
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April 24

April 24: The Person (usually female, but sometimes men) with breasts would send their significant other a picture of their breasts.
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APRIL 24

DREAM SMP ANNIVERSARY LETS GOOOOO AND GEORGES FIRST STREAM I- POGCHAMP
The APRIL 24 is so pog mate like wow
by eiku April 24, 2021
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april withdrawls

The physical and mental symptoms that occurs when stopping or reducing contact with April.

Symptoms may include but not limited to:

Pain areas: in the muscles
Whole body: clammy skin, craving, excessive hunger, fatigue, feeling cold, lethargy, loss of appetite, night sweats, shakiness, or sweating
Behavioral: agitation, crying, excitability, irritability, restlessness, or self-harm
Psychological: delirium, depression, hallucination, paranoia, or severe anxiety
Gastrointestinal: flatulence, gagging, nausea, stomach cramps, or vomiting
Cognitive: disorientation, mental confusion, racing thoughts, or slowness in activity
Mood: boredom, feeling detached from self, loss of interest or pleasure in activities, or nervousness
Sleep: insomnia, nightmares, sleepiness, or sleeping difficulty
Nasal: congestion or runny nose
Eyes: dilated pupil or watery eyes
Also common: seizures, sensitivity to pain, slurred speech, teeth chattering, tingling feet, trembling, tremor, or weakness
Due to the agony of my april withdrawls, felt it was as if the world was coming to its untimely death, and the only cure was her presence!
by Because I said so!!!! January 01, 2020
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alpha male april

in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄
by lyerdism March 19, 2019
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