April 20th

April 20th is national “show your boyfriend your boobs” day

BF - “show me your boobs!”
Gf- “why??”
BF- “look at the day!”
Gf- “April 20th?? Fine!”

by gomper April 20, 2024

April 15th

National Date your 5th @ for a day. Why not

Today’s April 15th😳 @Pussytalentend is my 5th @🙄 welp.

by April 15th April 14, 2021

April 4th

April 4th is national boys say yes to girls day

“Oh it’s April 4th I can’t say no to my girlfriend”

by yomanfav April 2, 2024

April 30th

National precious characters say swear words day.

April 30th is the day where the precious characters of any series will be allowed to swear as much as they please.

EXAMPLE::
Chihiro Fujisaki: "Naegi! It's April 30th, National precious characters say swear words day! This means all day I can say fuck, shit, bitch, and more of those words with no repercussions!"

Makoto Naegi: "Wait what-"

by Ryota Mitarai April 26, 2020

April 19th

National grab someone’s titties day

Person 1:*grabs tits*
Person 2: why’d you do that
Person 1: it’s April 19th
Person 2: oh yeah

by 2011 Honda Civic April 11, 2022

April 24th

national Aileen Wuornos day

did you celebrate national Aileen Wuornos day last April 24th?

by xoci3ty April 24, 2021

April 17th

do a shit day

John: it’s April 17th

Velma: have you done a shit yet?

John: oh shit it’s shit day

by mrpeetatohead November 2, 2021