Lucas

The sexiest man on earth with rock hard abs and flawless hair. There is never not a hoe around him and boy does he collect them. He is the smartest, handsomest, pussy munching, indestructible legend that has a bank account filled with money that he has earned from passing bystanders to his beauty that pay him to have the privilege of being within 5 feet from him. He shits gold bricks and on special occasions diamonds. He’s not just rich in currency, he is rich with the unbelievably humongous giant penis in his cargo pants.

Live, laugh, LUCAS.

Holy shit look at Lucas and all his money and hoes

by Lucas the amazing acrobat December 13, 2023

Lucas

a kid thats short and skinny and has a friend of the same name thats fat and tall

he is a lucas

by Atlantis5523 March 27, 2025

Lucas

Unglaublich heiß und gutaussehend. Der beste Fischer der ganzen Region. Trotz mangelnder Bildung der beste Typ den du in deiner Umgebung um Brandenburg findest.

Das größte Problem ist, dass er leider nicht versteht, was ein Krapfen ist.

"Hey, wer ist dieser Typ dort drüben?"

"Das ist Lucas"

"OMG, Nimm mich"

Lucas ist ein Stein. Man nennt ihn auch "The Rock".

by nokyuu December 1, 2021

luca thong

what a major loser… inlove with maria.

luca thong : i’m so cool

maria : what a loser

by b00bs69 April 24, 2022

Lucas

A fucking wham Donnie who has a massive cock and pulls so many girls it’s unreal. He is also amazing so pu to him

Lucas is a walking pussy magnet

by L1 active November 23, 2021

Lucas

An idiotic stupid short kid

Lucas is dumb

by anonymous October 29, 2020

Lucas F

that one tall dude with glasses with big prescriptions with brown hair and acts like hes from the hood when hes just another snow bunny fr!?? and def most likely says the n word but not in public cause hes pussy while saggin his pants with his ass out like theres no tomorrow

You: hi lucas

Lucas F: BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP

by zrkix May 3, 2022