July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

October 9, 2021

Tell the boy closest to u to link at 218 park and everyone chill and be boo’d up

If u not in a relationship u should’ be there
October 9, 2021

by Kraze Kapalot aka MrFreakster October 3, 2021

October 9

kiss without the cringe day

Just kiss them everywhere. October 9 is literally kiss without the cringe day.

by personguyboy October 7, 2021

November 9

November 9, National ask someone for $5 day.

Hey bro it’s November 9th

Oh yeah here’s $5

Thanks bro

by Thetyperoftheworld November 7, 2021

november 9

guys give your crush/girlfriend your hoodie

boy- heres my hoodie
girl- why?
boy- because it’s november 9

by superior157373 November 8, 2021

Nov 9, 2021

National go throw your tallest friend off a building.

Gee, Sam you know what day it is? IT IS NOV 9, 2021! >:)

by ICUWHENUSLEEPPAPI November 9, 2021

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021