A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.
Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.
by Footballisgaybro June 4, 2021
Get the 5 aside footballmug. by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
Get the February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 timesmug. 
by Truthspeaker093111 April 16, 2020
Get the 5 Minute Ass Bitchmug. A tiny, cute car loved by many. The oldest Miata (from the 90s) has pop up headlights that look like eyes, and a grill which looks like a mouth, and when combined, make a cute face. The newer ones, (4th gen, 2014) have a bigger, smiling grill but no longer have the pop up headlights. (They haven’t been on Miata’s since the 1st gen version) But the Miata has always had a cute face! They are also known for how small they are, sometimes being able to fit under tall semi trucks.
by Randokat June 1, 2024
Get the Mazda MX-5 Miatamug. If you’re in grade 5 and goes to Videdals privet school your gay and if you’re teacher is named Robin and he’s bald your family is going to die
(if your named Rabby or Danilo your extra gay)
(if your named Rabby or Danilo your extra gay)
by Hack33m July 29, 2025
Get the Grade 5mug.