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Sneaky Walking

Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.
"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."
by Drknite June 18, 2013
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Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.
Wilbur its time for your pig walk.
by hazingislove September 12, 2018
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Walking Campaign

A person who acts or believes they are the fucking poster child of whatever the fuck gets their dick hard. Usually comprised of backwoods redneck gun owners, liberals and feminists, vegans, Narcotics Anonymous attendees (Shout out to my 13th Steppers, sup witchu fam), and most obviously, that asshole neighbor that is head of the homeowner's association.

An exreme display of normie-ism.
My roomate Chris is such a fucking douche. He's practically a walking campaign for normies everywhere. His mom is the president of the fucking Lion's club for fucks sake.
by JennXXX69 March 16, 2018
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Walking Stick

An unwanted, lingering erection when your sex date cancels after you already took viagra.
I had a major walking stick last night after I took viagra but my bootie call no showed.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021
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Walking L

When a guy like Emre is constantly losing in life I.e working in cola and getting zero pussy. Someone who's always tired because of his garbage job (even though he claims it's the best job there ever is).
JEG DRIKKER VANN, DA. A walking L.
by Sæddp July 15, 2022
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Par walk

Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.

A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.
Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??

Yeah I know man, the par walk…
by Tyn-y-mur January 23, 2022
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World Of Walking

A joke in the World Of Warcraft community because of all the walking one must do in-game.
“Oh well, time to go back to the World Of Walking.”
by CCKat January 23, 2021
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