Campbellsville University

Small college in Taylor County, KY

Liberal Arts College feel with ultra-conservative values shoved down your throat. Where they tell you to respect and love others, but only if they agree with you.

Recruits students from all over the world to claim they’re diverse, but really it’s 95% people who grew up within 30 mins and half of them commute. The other half goes home every weekend.

“I graduated from Campbellsville University!”

Oh so you joined a cult that gave you a degree?

by Punk Rock All Star September 27, 2025

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Naropa University

Hippie Buddhist college in Boulder, Colorado. Definitely used to be a cult. CU Boulder's younger, weirder, and worse-smelling cousin.

"Where do you go to school?"

"Naropa University."

"Dude! Naropa? I thought that place shut down in the 80s. Do they still have classroom orgies?"

by beautifulturtle July 9, 2023

The Universe (furry)

Imagine the personification universe... ok, good, now give it fur and a tail... that's it. (Now imagine furry yaoi of a random furry and the universe >w<)

Furry: ...I saw god today, they looked like a personifaction the universe (furry)... it nuzzled me...

Other furry: I wish dat was me TwT

by I find furries to be cute October 18, 2025

King saud university

Hell just run

King saud university.

You properly searched because you are there, I FEEL YOU 💔

by Wneem November 23, 2021

University Of Pennsylvania

University Of Pennsylvania-A prestigious, ivy league school, yet less well known as many other ivy league schools. They are big competitors with Princeton. (Ranked #9 on Niche.com within all U.S. colleges. )

I can't believe Jack got accepted to University Of Pennsylvania but not University of Michigan Ann Arbor.

by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022