sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.

Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.

by shiegolas April 30, 2015

Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Tom Fuckery

Acting like a Tom Fuck

Doing something with no fucks given

Just a mess

Expect the unexpected

Time for a Tom Fuckery night

Man that was Tom Fuckery game last night

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Tom nieb

An absolute machine bred and produced in Stoke on Trent This weapon thinks of the word physics amd just scissor kicks or into the cosmos

Give him a toilet seat and he will find a way to go upside down with it

Oi Tom nieb is a pleb

by Boothy69 November 9, 2023

Tom

The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox

Isn’t that tom so perfect

Yeah true I wish I had a tom

by Somiafaw February 9, 2020

Tom Holland

One gorgeous MAN who deserves the world along with all quacksons. His a smol bean that must be protected but at the same time can burst any and all ovaries.

Is that a angel from the heavens?! No, that's Tom Holland!

by fandommess December 31, 2018