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Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one
My cat is a VERY fat potato
by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
mugGet the Potato Malemug.

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
mugGet the Potato Ballingmug.

Potato

A Fun insult for your friend. Or anyone.
Wow, Maddison is a #potato lol.
by Akenf June 24, 2019
mugGet the Potatomug.

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
by Shit guru June 30, 2017
mugGet the scalloped potatoesmug.

The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
mugGet the The John's Potatomug.

Mashed potatoes

Typically made with Yukon gold potatoes for best result.
He made me mashed potatoes with dinner the other night.
by anonymous July 12, 2018
mugGet the Mashed potatoesmug.

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