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love island

The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT

Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
by SaltySpoon178 August 16, 2018
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canadian love

A sexual act including maple syrup, canada (of course) and maple trees.... It starts with banging a girl so hard that you knock her out.... Then you bring her up, (if you live in America) to Canada... smother her face with pure maple syrup, then stick her head to a maple tree. Make sure to leave a note saying your sorry for the inconvenience and a map of where she is.
"Hey Tony! I'm going to Canadian Love your mom tonight!"
"Sweet man (haha I crack myself up) just make sure you put some clothes on her before you stick her, it's cold up there"
"Dude, No shit sherlock, I always pack the finest eskimo jackets."
by Stevo K March 27, 2008
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bum love

love through the bum (anal)
John gave David bum love
by John Masters April 5, 2003
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love that for you

kind of like love that, but generally means that you don't actually care
a: omg, i got a 101% on the bio exam
b, who got a 60%: wow, love that for you
by fuck v*ltron lives September 20, 2018
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Guy Love

When two guys are in love with each other, but in a non-homosexual way. Its like more than a best friend. Sort of like a bromance.
I don't know why people think its gay for guys to hug. It's just guy love...
by Batdude247 June 16, 2009
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Unrequited love

The crappiest, most hurtful, painful and confusing thing out there. It's basically when you're in lvoe with someone who will never love you and if your like me, he's your bestfriend and you know everything about him and him to you but it'll never work out because of obliviousness and fear to tell him. If you aren't like me, then the situation may vary to someone whos a total dick to someone who doesnt know you exist to your ex.
Ex: Me "I love him with my entire heart for 2 yrs and hes my bestfriend. Why can't he see I love him?"

friend: "unrequited love, hunny."
by Mel Swirls April 20, 2010
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love off

the act of liking/having a crush on somebody
"She used to love me off in high school"

Man: "I used to love off Ksenia"

Man 2: "Really? You had a crush on her?"
Man: "Yeah she was fire"
by Phantasy February 16, 2017
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