Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?
by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019
by AzraN June 22, 2011
An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
by fucklerclaus November 02, 2018
by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 23, 2013
Suck my cock bitch
by Suck my cock February 02, 2021
1) An imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don't want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even Gandhi to reach for a bat.
2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.
2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.
1) "Damn, I got the blue screen of death. Anyone have any Suck B Gon®?"
2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."
2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."
by Chumbucket November 01, 2006
an extremely slutty girl who sucks all of the cum out of any male cock she can find. this girl sucks so much dick she has no job and so she sleeps in her car, or gutter. in many cases the slut has STDs.
child- "what's that?"
mother- "why that is the rare cum-sucking gutter slut. don't touch it; it might be sick"
mother- "why that is the rare cum-sucking gutter slut. don't touch it; it might be sick"
by i_love_giving_blowjobs July 06, 2010