We're not stupid

If you weren't stupid you wouldn't be doing this. Oh! Hey! Who do I sound like? Right? Except it's true when I say it.

Hym "Seriously. Did you ping me with some kind of device? Because I was having a dream and I'm in the room and this brunette with glasses walks in (I don't know why I'm so obsessed with brunettes but I blame Lauren for that) and she puts her thumb and her pinky on my head and then she proceeds to count up to 3 as she sets the rest of her fingers on my head. She presses her ring finger 2 my head and says '1' and there is this distinct buzzing tingle in my brain. Then her middle finger as she says '2' and there is another identical tingle adjacent to the other one. And lastly, as she places her index finder down on top of my head there was a much larger tingle that shocked me awake immediately. What the fuck WAS that? Was that you? But whatever. Get back to me on that. Ok. 'We're not stupid.' No. You're not. Do you know what Gary the robot in superman was named 4? So you may not be stupid but you are letting other people lie and preventing me from finding out the truth so you can try to curate the things to which I can respond to further help get away with the lie. So whatever it is you want call THAT. THAT is what YOU are."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025

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Stuck-on-stupid

To carry on for a prolonged time in the most socially destructive, and personally destructive way. As though one had taken a significant amount of neural inhibitors.

Example,

Cruise control at 140km per hour in the slow lane with your legs up on the dashboard.

Snap out of it, are you stuck-on-stupid?

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

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Stuck-on-stupid

To be stuck in a negative, destructive pattern of behavior, that it best described as idiotic. Leaving one to wonder if they are on neural inhibitors.

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Driving 140km in the slow lane on cruise control with your legs on the dashboard.

Snap out of it. Are you Stuck-on-stupid?

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

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Stupid Face World

When you are in the act of exposing your stupid face to the world.

“Hey, Stupid Face World...You nearly hit my car; watch out!”

by AmazeMe77 June 19, 2021

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stupid darn

WARNING: This entry involves cursing.

I know, I know, you searched this up for the advertising.

Intimidating, as quoted from author of ‘fucking’.

So...
I have to define this, so “stupid darn” is a way of defining an entity with rage. If someone is annoying and you have a wide range of knowledge by spending time in urbandictionary.com, you might use this phrase.

Timeline:
It originated in 1781, when cursing was illegal and was heavily fined, and nobody could curse without getting punished.
So, English inhabitants... well... they... created a new phrase to substitute, aka. stupid darn. Well, you should have saw how much they said the phrase, hehe! It was just a substitute for the curse word ‘dam’ and ‘dammed’ but it evolved into our language today!

Sentences:

Old English:
That stupid darn dog!
Stupid darn you!

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I hope you liked this definition! And care to like, will ya?
By the way... Anger is screaming down there.

Stupid darn you, Anger. 😉

by The Very Funny Definitions June 19, 2021

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