Speedy Trains

A fucktard of a train enthu that forces open PSDs at MRTs and begs the train driver to horn

Example 1:

MRT Announcement: *There is a service disruption due to a broken PSD.

Person 1: Who caused it?

Person 2: Speedy Trains forced the PSD open and it broke.

Example 2:
Person 1: Why is the train driver scolding this primary school kid?
Person 2: Oh, that primary school kid is Speedy Trains. He begged the train driver to press the horn and he got scolded. He totally deserved that scolding lol.

by Speedy Trains June 6, 2024

speedblox

a good minecraft player

speedblox is the best minecraft player out there

by bob the cow fish June 23, 2024

Speed bagging

The act of two women embracing ex hugging or scissoring and their clits randomly touch, bouncing of each other, resembling the sound of punching a speed bag

When Tina hugged Sue their clits were speed bagging so much it sounded like someone kicked the spring door stop!

by Cronus29 June 29, 2024

speeber

A fellow that is a tad bit tarded but still a bit funny

"That fellow is a speeber!"

by lordlunchbox July 8, 2024

Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024

SpeedBallFap

The act of watching the American television series Shifting Gears with the sound off in an effort to climax to Kat Dennings while simultaneously being disgusted with Tim Allen.

I rubbed a callous in my shaft after SpeedBallFapping for 8 hours.

by Jacky Daytona January 11, 2025

Speech peppermint

Trying to tell someone you have a speech impediment when you have a speech impediment.

I have a speech peppermint

by Thatguy43 February 1, 2026