Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022

Social Gravity

The force or influence that a social group exerts on your own integrity, drawing you to fit in with the crowd, even when you might not want to.

“I wasn’t going to clap, but the whole room stood up. Social gravity got me.”

by TalkieToaster October 4, 2025

Social Chair

Somebody who likes to have fun who is given money so everybody else can have fun

wow, our social chair is a retard but he sure does have fun

by Stimulantlover73 October 20, 2025

Social Day Trader

Someone who joins friend group/scenes and leaves when conflict starts/things get boring

Alyssa is such a social day trader. She only appears when shit is poppin!!!

by Litaloadeon October 21, 2025

Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.

John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.

by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025

ludicrous socials

she was like a coked space monkey
we did doo doo fairy until she said
come to my kill box little flaker boy
and basically she realized fam k'no

She picked up some arnus at one of those ludicrous socials and realized his DNA was not enough flake for her ritualamily. Somehow it was His fault when He said no too though. He punked his wogs before birth and ran away anyways, at LUDICROUS SPEED!

by sinrlifemattrs November 7, 2025

Social Deforestation

n. The systematic exploitation of friend groups through repeated grifts (emotional manipulation, cash requests, GoFundMes, and small-scale scams) until the group’s resources and patience are fully depleted.

Sally has no friends left in Chicago because she burned through every social circle with nonstop asks for money, favors, and GoFundMes. Her social deforestation finally forced her to relocate to San Francisco.

by Yoyogilly November 14, 2025