i poop

A skyrim character I created AKA the real dragonborn

Person1: your not the dragonborn

Dovakin: I poop

by Idiotcowboy69 August 22, 2021

Poop Inspector

A man/woman who inspects poop. Usually done after the poop has exited the body, but some have been known to forcefully shove their arms up ones anus to inspect the left over shit in their colon walls.

The poop inspector should be coming around today

I hope my poop is healthy for the poop inspector

by poopyscentedvaginacandle August 31, 2021

Poop Whack

The Act of Pleasuring One’s Self During Work, Whilst on the Toilet.

Started my day off with a Strong Coffee and a Solid Poop Whack!

by 412Lobos September 3, 2021

Poop Bat

A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"

by NuffleButter May 28, 2023

poop weed

An insult for someone doing something annoying or stupid

Stop blowing up my Minecraft house you poop weed

by That guy jo May 28, 2023

Poop Shaker

The Poop Shaker is hitting the thugshaker with a small to large amount of poop in your pants.

Johnny just hit the poop shaker.

by Rebelcow234 June 8, 2023

Poop Sack

A sack or membrane enclosure of an animal containing no less than 50% poop. An exception to this definition is the digestive gland of a mussel, where the sack most definitely look like a poop sack, therefore suck gland is referred to as the poop sack for this animal in particular.

I just ate the mussel's poop sack!

by Lolwatlol February 27, 2023