flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.

Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite

by DHomer June 29, 2022

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

Fly-licious

Something that is both fly and delicious

My girlfriend is fly-licious and bops like a pro.

by Professor smokey March 19, 2023

Fly

The most anoying bug in the whole world that keeps you up at night and never goes away. The Fly is the ugly stupid anoying useless selfish bug that haunts you in your nightmares.

There goes that supid fly again.

by Sims223 July 8, 2018

flying chickens

chickens with wings or without

hey guys look at those flying chickens

by DumDum on twitter dot com March 15, 2021

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019

Flying taco

When she’s been used so much that her coochie lips flaps in the wind

“Man she’s got a flying taco”

by Dirty mfing Dave September 12, 2022