ur mom virgin

ur mom virgin means ur mom virgin and u adopted u nerd, usually an insult

Friend: Hey

Other Friend: Ur mom virgin

by Laser Money August 20, 2017

ur mom gae

Ur mom gae

Guy 1:ur mom gae
Guy 2:which one

by cottage_lesbean July 16, 2021

You're Mom Gay

Used as an insult. This insult will obliterate the opposition. But be warned, for they might use the holy words No u

Person 1: Haha ya fuckin' cunt i'ma bring ya tah da glue factoray I swear tah god.
Horse: You're mom gay.
P1: No u.
*Horse fucking explodes*

by Minty Flesh March 19, 2018

your mom gay

The worst insult you could ever use against someone. This will literally end their career and social life.

Dan: Hey how are yo-
Jonah: your mom gay
Dan: *is fucking obliterated*

by Ignam February 28, 2018

Ur mom gay

Please dont use this on someone

Billy : Ur mom gay
You : Ur dad lesbian
*Billy Dies*
*Billys brother is mocking your family*
You : Ur family transgender
*He gets burned and becomes ashes*
*Billys father is mocking your country*
You : Ur country bisexual
*WW3 starts*

Please dont use this if you dont want WW3 to happen.

by Ur planet pedophile March 11, 2018

flush your mom

When someone falsely claims he has a flush in card games like Texas Hold'em or Omaha, you can say this to his face.

A flush is when you have 5 cards of the same suit. Not 4.

And no, 5 red cards with diamonds mixed with hearts don't make a flush.

"What chu got?"
"I got a flush.(show hand)"
"Flush your mom! You only have 4 diamonds you dumbass."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

shock your mom

an epic party mentioned in playboy magazine hosted by the kenyon lords and ladies swim teams. a party in which party goers dress in obscene costumes that would "shock their moms"

"dude what are you going to be for shock your mom?"
"dude i think i'm gonna a girl from that anime cartoon sailor moon!"
"dude thats awesome that would really shock your mom"

by dipsetty January 25, 2009