textual madness

The feeling you get when someone stops texting you right after you send a soul bearing text.

Omg! I just texted Kevin that I'm breaking up with Charlie and I'm in love with him, but he hasn't respond for like twenty minutes! I am in textual madness right now!

by Kimified September 29, 2014

Mad shacked in a close out

dunked by a wave while surfing

cobber, yesterday I was catching some tubes and I got mad shacked in a close out!

by CobberOne February 12, 2017

Mads

Mads is the kind of person who says he has a big big pee pee. But it's usually pretty smol

They eat alot of food, and are kinda fat

Mads' are also known to steal ex girlfriend's from his friends

Look at that Mads over there stealing his friends ex

Look there's a Mads eating alot of food

by Hadahada November 22, 2021

Mad

A fucking retard who is completely oblivious to everything

My god Mad pay attention

by Maddie pai August 21, 2021

mad value

Some shit people from New Jersey say to confuse the fuck outta people

"Wow you're mad value"

"Thanks but what does that mean?"

by A1.QB April 24, 2017

Mad whack for what

Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.

Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what

by moonwalkingincalabases January 30, 2021

well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far

Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023