My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it
by anonymously_anonymous_person March 4, 2024
Get the Dean's Lawmug. My stepnibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
Get the stepnibling-in-lawmug. Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip
"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"
Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"
Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:
1: Stfu you fag what do you know
2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*
1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
1: Stfu you fag what do you know
2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*
1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021
Get the Philip's Lawmug. An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
Get the Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanismmug. Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.
Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.
by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020
Get the Whittle's Lawmug. How different the opinions of several men may be, they can always agree on one thing: The beauty of a certain woman. In each group of male friends there's always one girl that is objectively super hot. This argument can be used beacause the friends don't want to argue anymore or the subject is too unimportant to argue about.
by sedclev April 17, 2017
Get the Von Biesmark's lawmug.