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jake

green bean
sometimes eats metal gears
on that nitro 24/7
a i r s o f t

lemmy award winner
"jake is the coolest person."
"yeah he's always on that nitro."
by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023
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Pocket Jake

me
by Pocket Jake March 14, 2021
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Jake Gardner

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020
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Jake

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”

Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
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Jake

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.
Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?

Jake: You know, just played water polo.

Friend: What do you like doing?

Jake: Play water polo!
by :) :( :0 January 16, 2022
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Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy
Jake is a fit boy
by Jake beta July 4, 2023
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Jake

Jake Is Jacob Aka Jayingee A Great Youtuber Hes Friends With Flamingo Aka Albert Aretz
by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
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