by BritishAlmond February 21, 2023

Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 30, 2020

7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022

Jake is the type of person who plays water polo and makes sure you know it. Jakes whole personality is around playing water polo and being British.
Friend: Hey, Jake what did you do this weekend?
Jake: You know, just played water polo.
Friend: What do you like doing?
Jake: Play water polo!
Jake: You know, just played water polo.
Friend: What do you like doing?
Jake: Play water polo!
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by Jake beta July 4, 2023

by beyourselfanddowhatever December 22, 2020
