I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard

I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard is used when somebody mentions that you are "stoned" so you respond by saying you have a raging boner.

Random bot "Bro's stoned "
Guy "I'm stoned cause I'm rock hard"

by jerilds April 25, 2024

hard remember

When you remember an event in your life with great detail.

Friend: Did you ever see My Bloody Valentine in concert?
Me: Not that I hard remember.

by anonymous March 24, 2024

rick hard

An insult named after the shittest chivalry 2 player to ever exist.

You are worse than rick hard you incompetent fool

by BuffJames July 9, 2022

hard

"call me a camel, the way i be spittin"
- Ducky Momo 5/14/2022 4:20

My big fello Ducky Momo that shit went hard

by cockandballs\ May 14, 2022

Try hard

A Try Hard is a Sam

Look at that try Hard

by A unknown presence April 29, 2019

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Try-hard

Somebody who shows up in a casual game with a competitive mindset and playstyle.

You are playing against a four-year-old, stop being a try-hard and let them think they stand a chance.

by Just Garlic February 25, 2024