Kallie can I

Where you can't do shit

I'm going to biuld a truck.. "kallie can I"

by Yamaha 295 December 31, 2021

Can Cocker

When somebody intensely fucks a can until they cum. The cum inside of the can is then fed to a small child as a sick prank.

Hey, can you give that can cocker to Billy? He's been a little bitch lately so I think it'd be a funny prank

by Arson in my anal cavity January 17, 2022

Bitch cans

355 ml cans of beer/alcoholic beverage

No bitch cans please, we need that extra 118 ml.

by Dejo January 22, 2022

Can Piggy

A man who is rarely seen without a can of beer in his hand.

No matter what the time of day or occasion.

Plays rugby and will refuse water if brought on at half time and demand a can of beer.

That Sam Johnson, absolute can piggy isn’t he!

by The darb hunter May 16, 2022

The Price Is On The Can

A saying from the last TV show Atlanta referring to Arizona iced tea cans having the 99 cent price on the can.

1.49? But the price is on the can tho.
The price is on the can tho.

by Jimithy johnston May 17, 2022

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022