dad

he left when u were 4 its ok

my dad never cam back with the milk toby? its ok

by Vtobyjr September 30, 2020

Alam no dad

Fartherless child,no friends,emo,obsessed with. Abrar,deppresed,family left him ,poor,homless hass to give money go him,trash,Pakistani scammer

Alam no dad

by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022

dad omelette

When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.

Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch

Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!

Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch

by bakedjake August 30, 2021

Mady's dad

He likes to be pedo towards kids on Snapchat.

Mady's dad is pedophile man

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

by Sensei- July 21, 2021

Dad

Whats that?
Something you don't have.

"My dad is getting milk"
"For 7 years?"

"Yes."

by The_McKenna October 8, 2022

Dad

Something you don’t have

My dad left for the milk

by P0nda May 1, 2022