Cookie Doodle

An imaginary boyfriend or girlfriend.

Oh hold on, my Cookie doodle is texting me.

by Imelda G February 2, 2010

cookie dog

anyone being too overly anything. Fat, aggressive, absurd, douchey, loud, obnoxious, nosey, pestery, snarky, tooley, snobey, fast, slow.

Stop being a douche bag your borderline cookie dog.

Cookie dog is on patrol. and riding her bike like she's Lance.

by Daisy Clover June 18, 2010

Cookie Cutter Nose

Someone who's nose is disintergrating from not using a straw to snort cocaine or other drugs, making it apear to be fake.

Hey look at Lindsey Lohan's nose from 1999 and now, she has a cookie cutter nose.

by SuperBlonde1991 January 3, 2011

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

cookie crumblers

Little kids / babies: Children, in general.

Referring to her grandchildren, Gramma affectionately asked her son, "where are your little cookie crumblers?"

by MzGypsy September 30, 2011

cookie wagon

1) A wagon filled with cookies.
2) A wagon constructed of cookies, similar to the construction of a gingerbread house.
3) A group of people who are all communally engaged in eating cookies.

Usage:
Definition 1: "I was out jogging yetserday and saw the cookie wagon on Sesame Street. It was probably on its way to the Cookie Monster's."

Definition 2: "I'll bet I could make a cookie wagon better than Mrs. Fields."

Definition 3: "Those look delicious, mind if I hop on the cookie wagon too?"

by KayEeeGee December 24, 2011

cookiss

When you take a bite of a cookie and then kiss someone before chewing/swallowing.

You were so excited that I made you cookies, you couldn't decide if you should eat one or kiss me first. So you did both and gave me a cookiss.

by CTLN December 20, 2012