beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

Beef Swellington

When the vagina is so swollen from over-use that it resembles a vertical piece of beef surrounded by hairy fixins, like it was dropped on the floor of a salon before consumption

I was all set to hook up with Gloria but I didn’t know she was a WHORE whore. Her vagina was so worked up that it would be considered a delicacy in 3rd world countries. Beef Swellington is the culinary term but is also considered an insult amongst privileged society.

by Dig Nitty April 9, 2019

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Chipped beef

A broken penis.

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....

by Katest July 26, 2016

Beef

Penius or make genitals

Yo bro look how big my beef is

by Dickwerd February 6, 2018

beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.

No true man is afraid to beef comb.

by Thenibbler March 8, 2025

Beef

It’s basically drama

Person 1: yo what’s up
Person 2: well me and Beck have beef
Person 1: wow dude that really sucks

Person 2: ya I guess so

by Boo boo bear123 November 17, 2017