A masturbation act.
To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.
Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.
Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels
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Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
Get the Congolese dry-beatingmug. “Beat” meaning utterly humiliate gage in full abidance of the rule of golf while hitting it MINIMUM 30 yards passed Gage every drive; all without $5000 irons.
by The Real Websters Dic August 22, 2023
Get the Beatmug. by 654465 August 25, 2003
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A New Jersey slang term describing anything that really sucks. One can use it the same way another may use the word “ass” in the same context when saying “this shit is ass” or “that test was ass”. You can also say it to someone else who’s beat which is essentially the equivalent of saying “well that sucks” or “you’re shit out of luck”.
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Get the beatmug. by YaboyPK123 March 1, 2023
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