apple

they are red or green... or rainbow (if you eat a rainbow one, you will turn gay)

"i just ate a rainbow apple!!"

"wow, you're VERY fruity!"

by isla <3 May 25, 2022

rotten apple

an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

mother: Becky, what is wrong with you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my computer illiterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2012

Bobbing for apples

Trying to do something that is difficult, much like how it is difficult to bob for apples.

I’m trying to complete this project at work but it’s as tough as bobbing for apples.

by alberteinsteinstwinbrother January 28, 2025

alibi apple

The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.

I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.

by alibiapple August 8, 2014

Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.

“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”

by NizariahP August 26, 2022

Mini apple🍏🍎

Siyeon fron dreamcatcher is so illiterate i hate her so much i wanna kee muh self (haha jkjkjkjk i laaaav her (siyeonie bookie bear) so much my pookie wookie dookie poopsie woopsie cutie poo i love her sooo much i love her i love her i love her)

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by skibidisigmafanumtaxmewrizz March 2, 2025

Apple Watch

Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).

- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)

I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!

by 4uffin July 4, 2023