Oh man, just filled to the brim with bees. May appear intelligent but that’s because bees are very intelligent and this guy is just basically made up of bees. Will often work flowers into the conversation and be able to find which kitchen cupboard has the honey in it like immediately. Can only be destroyed by killing the queen bee at the center of his “heart” that is if his ex girlfriend left any semblance of a heart intact.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by iheartmilfs4eva February 3, 2022
Get the jake hansonmug. A Jake is someone who loves to pay for your dinner even when you can afford it. If you dont let a Jake pay for it then he gets so aggravated and aggressive to the point where no is not accepted. All so he can pay for a 5 dollar soup. A Jake is also someone who loves to sleep with a C-Pap machine and thinks everybody should have one even though he forgets to use it every night. A Jake is also someone who likes to play footsie with strangers in public stalls.
Oh sorry i couldnt make it over tonight im tired and forgot to use my c-pap. What a Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
This guy wigged out for not letting him pay for my dinner. God I wish he wasnt such a Jake!
I just used the restroom at a meeting and this creep was trying to play footsie with me. Creepy Jake!
by Joebeeplowin November 22, 2019
Get the Jakemug. James-“You have a big bean and no dick”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
Jake-“Thanks I finger people lol”
James-“Ok you are a nonce”
by PaPa jimmy June 5, 2018
Get the Jakemug. Jake Raines will be a TV Series about a group of lads who fight some pretty insane things. It will be a child of Doctor Who and The Boys mixed together. When it comes out, i plan for it to be the best TV show ever made. But for now, keep waiting.
1. Hey, did you hear about the new show: Jake Raines?
2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.
1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?
2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!
2. Yeah, of course, everyone has.
1. Oh, then what’s the point of this conversation?
2. To fill in some space in an online dictionary of course!
by drumstyx March 30, 2023
Get the Jake Rainesmug. by graysondemos March 4, 2018
Get the Jake Goffmug. So amber I love you, amber is an amazing girl, kind, sweet , funny, we may argue but I will always love you amber - Jake stubs.
by Johannesburg paulsty March 23, 2023
Get the Amber and Jakemug.