Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

Muffin

In the make homosexual community it is a long grey haired man who is pretty

Check out that muffin over there!

by Wildwhitty February 20, 2021

Banana PINGAS Muffins

What you yell in frustration while hungry and desperate to jack off knowing full well it's going to take for fucking ever to get your shit done.

Person A: How much do we have left to do?
Person B: We still got to *insert a list so long that I was too lazy to write here*
Person A: BANANA PINGAS MUFFINS!!!

by PINGASMASTAH October 17, 2016

muffin

code word for sex

man: damn i had a good muffin last night with this blonde.

by bookbinder1738 April 1, 2020

Throbbing Muffin Tip

The tip of the penis resembling a muffin.

You look hungry, Im gonna give you my throbbing muffin tip.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

muffin baking

A catchphrase created by Josh Martin, the voice of Majin Buu, who made the Pillsbury Homeboy character.

"What's my muffin baking name?"

by Cwf1997 July 21, 2021

Goose muffin

Its a person that looks like a goose and admits that his penis looks like a muffin.

George bush is a Goose muffin

by carnage1138 November 26, 2010