A term used by small/simple-minded when they are not getting their way, frustrated, or feel threatened by something that they don't understand.
John Doe- "That would be a cool thing to invent."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
Mrs.Doe- "Jesus fucking christ John, focus in the now."
by Heyitsj000 May 18, 2020
Get the Jesus Fucking Christmug. The son of God who came down to Earth to literally die like a lamb to the slaughter so that we could have everlasting life. People think he's a magician but how does a magician show up somewhere randomly and heal hundreds of thousands of people from things like cancer and leprosy?
Timmy: You worshipping your magical sky daddy?
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
Random christian on the street: I don't worship some "sky daddy," I worship Jesus Christ, my lord and savior!
by Faded_Grace07 August 1, 2021
Get the Jesus Christmug. by Polltang January 30, 2015
Get the Jesus Titty Fucking Christmug. A extremely Christian phrase, usually practised by white 23 year old virgins trying to become more christian after their uncle Dave criticised them for that car they bored... stole.
White christian: (spills coffee) Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
anybody else accept from very white Christians: Whaaaattttt!
by hello there bye there June 11, 2018
Get the Jesus, Mary and Josephmug. J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...
by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008
Get the neverending beard of jesus himselfmug. Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.
by revolution724 November 13, 2011
Get the thank Sweet Baby Jesusmug. Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
Example 2:
After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:
"Honey this is not what it looks like"
Reaching for gun:
"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
by Rustee John April 19, 2008
Get the What the Jesus Christ man?!mug.