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stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub
A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
by supeeps February 17, 2014
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The tea

You wanna know the tea …

Well it’s Ashley
by A shopkins November 2, 2021
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tea-aboo

A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with the U.K. and British culture, typically ignoring or even shunning their own cultural identity. Many tea-aboos talk in butchered British accents. While tea-aboos claim to love and support Birtish culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype British culture by how it appears in their favorite shows and movies, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the British.
He had one of those stupid Harry Potter lanyards, he must be a disgusting tea-aboo.
by Lord Bangsalot May 30, 2024
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Tea

Honey, you are spilling out all the tea!

This is some good tea you are sharing

Yassss, spill that tea.
by Candychelle August 17, 2016
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Green is my tea

Chug vomit, be like Green Is My Tea!!
Hey honey, just chugged a bottle of vomit *shakes the bottle* Green is my tea!!
by LGamer January 1, 2018
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Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021
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No cap all tea

Means real talk or no lie all facts. Just a quick way of being real. Populated by streamers and tik tokers such as; yamcha the great, jm, thefyp, dani chon, et al.
No cap all tea your girl ugly.

All tea no cap that car is dope.

No cap all tea I saw them at the store rob everyone, but I hit the 69 and called the boys.
by Ken Safety December 31, 2019
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