Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

David

David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.

David is a hero, he's basically Thomas Sankara.

by silva.incognita August 1, 2022

DAVID

David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.

David, need any help

by Renia February 9, 2021

David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine

Oh david-chan is so kawaii

by Vemidse August 27, 2019

Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy

That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy

by Dumbnig October 25, 2019

David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit

David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David

by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020

David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.

“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”

by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021